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ARTIST: Edward Arnold ITEM#: TAS1002 PRICE: $40.00 SOLD So you only had two weeks left and you were out of the core! And you were really looking forward to some serious relaxation time on the beaches of O'Reilly 7, the Sun Planet of the whole nebula! Problem? Your nut case mission, of saving some "presumed to be dead colonists" from vicious bad boy aliens, has just become more nut-cased by your screwy "oh so you want to get out of my army" captain! And to top it off, not only are you sweaty, dirty, and completely lost, but your loving captain, who likes to sit some seven miles away from the danger zone, has just droped in a cutey line about not shooting your gun unless you want to blow up the nuclear reactor above your head nonsense. Your day just couldn't get any better! Or could it? The solution? Tase those CRITTERS! Rimcore Industries is proud to present its latest in taser technologies, the S5 Scorcher. With a twenty foot range and a five second recharge, this baby can take out the freaks before they can spit, charge, or call for mama! The S5 Scorcher can deal with the small (pesty insectoids), the medium (your captain) or even the large, (Queen Beasts). It comes complete with several settings. You choose. So before you attempt to run (die), hide (die), or even try to give a good fight (die), just remember your trusty S5 Scorcher and keep those things at bay! NON-FIRING HAND-CRAFTED MODEL WITH MOSTLY PLASTIC PARTS Warning: Do not fire the S5 Scorcher within 1200 yards of any Nuclear Reactors. Results could be hazardess. |
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