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ARTIST: Edward Arnold ITEM#: PR1007 PRICE: $125.00 Let's face it. The old man Kraven Watsur was up to his ears in debts, lost his house to the bank and watched his wife run off with his lawyer. And just when things couldn't get any worse his dog left him too for yet another old guy down the road. Yep. Kraven was a living "doormat" for pretty much any body with a motive, anybody with an incentive and pretty much everybody with one joke too many. He became the living sob story for every town and every bar, and when a person was down on their luck, they would coin the term, "well at least I didn't get Kravened!" The old man was pretty much the legend for bad luck. Who would have ever known that this humble, quiet, "go-ahead-and-hit-me-with-your-stick-cause-I-don't-care-no-more" kind of guy would make the Mac 21 hand gun the most famous gun in the quadrant. So famous that the gun would be renamed after him. Shooting some 119 townsfolk and then his dog, the Kraven 120 would become the legendary pistol of protection or "expression", and has since flooded the markets for all desolate townsfolk around the universe. Get yours today! The representatives of Mac Industries would like to point out that though all of Kraven's 119 victims and dog survived, this in no way reflects on the guns accuracy. Kraven just had bad luck! LENGTH: 10" HEIGHT: 6.5" NON-FUNCTIONING HAND-CRAFTED MODEL. |
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