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ARTIST: Edward Arnold ITEM#: CY1002 SOLD Forget the wristwatch that will only attract the babes, and go for the Boragian 3000. With this puppy you can not only take out your rivals but then sneak off with thier babes! Now made totally legal on over four outposts of the Numidian Sector you can get this through just about any airport. Just be sure to tell the customs people that you're there on "business"! Usually one look at it will make them want to get you out of their sector in a very speedy manner. Unlike the Boragian 2000, this new upgrade has a secondary safety switch for when you want to relax. That's right, no more accidentally blowing your spouse away during a bad dream. You can sleep peacefully with loved ones now and wake up well assured that you'll make little Timmy's Show and Tell project at school tomorrow. So let the worries fall on the other guy, when he sees what you gave up a hand for... AFFC WARNING: the Boragian 3000 has been known to misfire due to unwanted bowel movements and extreme caution is warranted. RECALL is pending. LENGTH: 19" WIDTH: 8" NON-FIRING HAND CRAFTED MODEL WITH METAL AND PLASTIC PARTS NOTE FROM WEBMASTER: This prop is intended to fit over your forearm allowing your fingers to reach the screws near the top for a stable handle. The diameter of the hole is that of 4.5 inches and should be considered before purchase. If you have any questions about the design I will be happy to forward them to the propbuilder. |
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