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ARTIST: Theodore Roebuck ITEM#: CH1002 SOLD Well as it turns out, your little science project has escaped the lab and is running rampant down Central Park, destroying pretty much everything in its path. And its just a matter of time before your boss runs his fingers through the rolodex to find your name as "Fall Guy #1" But hey, can you really be too hard on yourself? You are a victim yourself afterall. I mean if Carla hadn't of left you, you wouldn't have gotten drunk and put red heads as priority targets. And if those commando guys down at the gym hadn't of mocked you that time you fell over the ball and landed in the cooler, well then...they'd probably be alive right now. So who really is to blame? You're just a victim of environment, right? Hey, at least those bozos at the armory didn't give it anything too big, like a rocket launcher! Jeez that would be bad. The phone is ringing... LENGTH: 34" HEIGHT: 16.5" WIDTH: 7" WEIGHT: 10 - 12 lbs NON-FIRING HAND-CRAFTED MODEL WITH METAL AND PLASTIC PARTS |
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